You Cannot Count on Your Stylist!

Where the *%&^%?@* is my Rebecca Taylor Gypsy Dress with the seventies feel and the spaghetti straps? ARGHHHH!!!! Where is it?! I don’t care if KIP is waiting. I’m the star here, I don’t go out till I’m READY! Now WHERE IS IT!!? I swear I’ll tear this place down with my fingernails… wait, wait, wait. I cannot believe what I’m seeing. There it is. Filed under “Stripes” instead of “Print.” My stylist is so fired!

But enough about her, let’s talk about me. As Viva Swag’s celebrity spokesperson, I’m here to give you my expert advice on fashion and apparel. Today’s lesson is ORGANIZATION. Color code, make a map and be sure to keep all of your walk-in closets clean. You cannot count on your stylist! Oh crap. The Paparazzi are here. It’s my turn to be “Best Dressed” in MEDIA TART Magazine so I gotta run. Now, where the *%&^%?@* are my CASADEI Suede and Linen Jeweled Platforms? BA-Bye for now!