Who the heck cares if it was some charity kid...It's the PLAY-OFFS

How the %#$^^did my stupid publicist screw up my tickets to the L.A. Lakers playoff games on Wednesday night? I saw on People.com how Ellen Pompeo and husband Chris Ivery, Denzel Washington, Nicholson and son Raymond, David Arquette, Adam Levine, Zac Efron, Tyrese Gibson, Taraji P. Henson, and M.I.A. with Ben Brewer, were all there! Guess who wasn't? ME!!!!!

There I was looking as hot as ever in my Ingwa; Melero Bewitching Siren Dress, Heigl Jacket and Gucci Treasure Bag, waiting for my driver Danny to come with my Maserati when Astrid, my publicist, tells me my tickets were accidentally given to some kid from some wish charity! What the $%^&! Those were my seats! Don't get me wrong, I give to charity all the time and I am all for it, but it was the freakin' playoffs! I'm still pissed, which leads me to Today's Lesson, always have a back-up, whether back-up shoes, hosiery, PLAY-OFF TICKETS, just always have a back-up you never know when you will need it!

You Cannot Count on Your Stylist!

Where the *%&^%?@* is my Rebecca Taylor Gypsy Dress with the seventies feel and the spaghetti straps? ARGHHHH!!!! Where is it?! I don’t care if KIP is waiting. I’m the star here, I don’t go out till I’m READY! Now WHERE IS IT!!? I swear I’ll tear this place down with my fingernails… wait, wait, wait. I cannot believe what I’m seeing. There it is. Filed under “Stripes” instead of “Print.” My stylist is so fired!

But enough about her, let’s talk about me. As Viva Swag’s celebrity spokesperson, I’m here to give you my expert advice on fashion and apparel. Today’s lesson is ORGANIZATION. Color code, make a map and be sure to keep all of your walk-in closets clean. You cannot count on your stylist! Oh crap. The Paparazzi are here. It’s my turn to be “Best Dressed” in MEDIA TART Magazine so I gotta run. Now, where the *%&^%?@* are my CASADEI Suede and Linen Jeweled Platforms? BA-Bye for now!